BEST WHATSAPP STATUS & QUOTES
BEST WHATSAPP STATUS & QUOTES
Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker.
Be A Girl With A Mind. A Woman With Attitude And A Lady With Class.
There’s nothing more precious in this world than the feeling of being wanted.
Don’t do homework save paper!
Love is being stupid together.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Chemistry Is You Touching My Mind And It Setting My Body On Fire.
Available when getting WiFi Network !!
Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
The Best Feelings When You Look At Her & She Is Already Staring.
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas !!
Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
Everything is perfect. But only when I am with you.
To be challenged is inevitable to be defeated is optional.
(Bell symbol) Engineering
Mans are many but money is money
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
When I write Etc., it means End of Thinking Capacity
The wisest man is he who does not fancy that he is so at all.
We must become the change we want to see.
Sometimes it feels like music is my only friend.
Love in your heart wasn’t put there to stay Love isn’t loving until you give it away.
My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other
Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
To alcohol! The cause of – and solution to – to all of life’s problems.
Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.
The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
Girls Express Their Feelings Via Tears. Boys Express Their Feelings Via Beers.
My favorite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave.
No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I’ll be there when it’s over the baby. Cause I was there from the start.
A smile is a light in the window of your face to show your heart is at home.
Love conquers all things
Roses are red Sky is blue ..Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two!
Happy on the outside, but simply dying on the inside.
Can there be a love which does not make demands on its object?
When You Love Someone, You Just Do. There Are No Buts, No Maybes And No Whys.
After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F.
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.
I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.
When I Dream, I Dream Of You. Maybe One Day, Dreams Will Come True Because I Really Love You.
OF COURSE! Talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.
Even If We Can’t Be Together, In The End, I’M Glad That You Were A Part Of My Life.
It Takes Two Special People, To Make A Loving Pair. There’S A Joy Just Being Around You, A Feeling I Love To Share.
Life is so much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself.
Some people go to priests, others to poetry, I to my friends.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
A good relationship doesn’t need promise, terms, and conditions. It just needs a *She* who can trust and a *He* who can be loyal.
Don’t forget to love yourself.
I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
If you don’t care, stop talking about it.
I feel like an Indiana Jones, b’coz you are the treasure I am looking for.
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Forget love… I’d rather fall in chocolate!
Happiness Is Falling Asleep Next To You And Waking Up Thinking I’M Still In My Dreams.
I don’t insult people, I just describe them.
All you need is love.
I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.
Don’t play stupid with me, I am better at it.
The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship
If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
I may be wrong… but I Doubt it!
I’m not going to feel sorry for myself anymore. If you were stupid enough to walk away, I’ll be smart enough to let you go.
The stone that the builder refused, will always be the head cornerstone.
Falling In Love Is Only Half Of I Want, Staying In Love With You For Till Forever Is The Other.
Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
My heart told me it’s definitely you!
I love the ones who are in my life and make it amazing. I also love the ones who left my life and made it fantastic.
I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
If a man whistles at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady, not a dog.
I Missing Someone Right Now And That Someone Is You.
I used to be an atheist, But then I realized I’m God.
There is nothing more amazing but women’s brain!
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
It’s amazing how crazy I feel when my phone vibrates and I’m begging it to be you.
As soon go kindle fire with snow As seek to quench the fire of love with words.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
If you don’t care, Stop talking about it!
The most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number
If you ever think I am ignoring you, I swear I am. My phone is in my hand 24×7
Beer – the reason I wake up every afternoon.
Be a good person in life, but be bad on the bed.
Love Is Like A Rubber Band Held At Both Ends By Two People When One Leaves It Hurts The Other.
And When I Love You, I Realized, I Have Never Truly Loved Anyone. I Realized, I Never Will Truly Love Anyone The Way I Love You.
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.
Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend.
I Don’T Want To Lose This Feeling. If I Could Choose A Place To Die, It Would Be In Your Arms.
I learn from the mistakes of others.. to whom I have given advice to.
Save water drink beer.
I don’t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.
He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love.
Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.
The Best Way To Get A Woman’S Heart Is To Give Her Yours.
I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking…
Let Fools Chase The World… I only want you
Kiss Me, And You May See Stars, Love Me And I Will Give Them To You
Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
Knowing Is Not Enough… We Must Apply, Willing Is Not Enough… We Must Do
Don’t TRUST too much, don’t LOVE too much, don’t CARE too much because that ‘ TOO MUCH ‘ will HURT you so much!
A wise man never knows all, only fools know everything
You Do Most Adorable Things Without Realizing.
A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
Hey there! I’m using cocaine
Be yourself, who else is better qualified?
Only Surround Yourself With People Who Will Lift You Higher
Treat me like a queen and I’ll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, I’ll show you how its played.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Love Never Crossed My Mind Until The Day I Met You.
I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice
And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.
You don’t need to like me I’m not Facebook.
It’s not my attitude it’s my style!
Everybody’s online, except the one you actually want.
The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the universe.
I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs!
First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
Age Has Been The Perfect Fire Extinguisher For Flaming Youth.
You more often recognize your inadequacies rather than your strengths.
Don’t spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!
Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my WhatsApp was drunk.
People need to lose the attitudes today b’coz I am NOT in the mood.
Cant walk… vehicles only!
God always answers your prayers, sometimes the answers just NO.
If you have to think before spending money on anything, you’re not rich enough
I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.
You’re The Kind Of Person I Wanna Be With When I Want To Be Alone.
I am a fish out of the water without YOU!
Jealousy is a terrible disease please get well soon
LIFE – LOVE = ZERO
To her, I’m invisible. but to me, she is all I can see.
Attitude Is Like A Price Tag, It Shows How Valuable You Are.
Mother is the bank where we deposit all our hurts and worries.
No fake people required when I have some real ones in my life!
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.
I smile… Because I don’t know WHAT THE HELL is going on.
It Takes Millions of People To Make The World, But Mine Is Completed With 1 And Its You.
Rules aren’t followed by me, I make themselves for ME!
All Our Dreams Can Come True – If We Have The Courage To Pursue Them.
Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?
I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.
Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say!
I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do!
Attitude is your acceptance of the natural laws or your rejection of the natural laws.
Sometimes I Look At You And Wonder How You Can Be So Cute All The Time.
I’M Sorry My Fault. I Forgot You’Re An Idiot.
Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re still smiling.
Read books instead of reading my status!
I’m too busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
Let me hurt your face, maybe I got a little relief by doing this.
I am not virgin, My life f**ks me every day.
A girl’s heart is like an ocean full of secrets.
Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.
It takes a long time to grow young.
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
Just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
Come, let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves.
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
Distance is sucking… My room is so far away from kitchen :-/
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